First and probably last Chinaman-style teaser (Book of God Chapter 3)

『In the beginning, Anri-sama created the world.
Humans, animals, plants; all things that exist were created by Anri-sama’s hand.
However, the foolish humans did not know.
Sophia the Evil God was jealous of Anri-sama, and pretended that Anri-sama’s achievements were her own, and the people praised Evil God Sophia.

Anri-sama who lamented over the world dyed in heresy, decided that she would purge the world with only her believers remaining.
The believers of Evil God Sophia will surely burn in Hell for eternity.
Only those who believe in Anri-sama will be able to go to the new world, and obtain eternal happiness.』

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23 thoughts on “First and probably last Chinaman-style teaser (Book of God Chapter 3)”

    1. I thought the same thing! When Anri hears this she is going to be SO mad… I wouldn’t be surprised if she purposefully looks him in the eye.

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  1. “Elder texts found on the ancient vaults of the sacred capital, foretelling of the old crusade of salvation, and subsequent founding of the holy Anri Empire.” -Passage from the bible of eternal salvation

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  2. I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy
    Down in my heart
    Down in my heart – Where
    Down in my heart
    I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy
    Down in my heart
    Down in my heart to stay
    And I’m so happy
    So very happy
    I’ve got the love of Anri in my heart
    And I’m so happy
    So very happy
    I’ve got the love of Anri in my heart

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    1. That annoys me. Where is your fearful trembling? Anri-sama’s not a happy-happy God, you’re looking for Sophia.

      It should be:

      I’ve got the fear, fear, fear, fear
      down in my guts.
      Where?
      Down in my guts.
      Where?
      Down in my guts to stay.

      Go redo the song, you obviously missed the point.

      :P

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