Reika-sama – 113

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When the door to the Petite Pivoine opened, I saw an angel glowing in the light.

In front of me smiled a little white-skinned, amber-haired angel. S-, So cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

This world actually had children as cute as this!? Was he even really human? He wasn’t some kind of finely crafted android, or a real angel or something!?

“Hello, high school oneesan. Did you need something?”

The little angel spoke with a voice like a bell. Even his voice was so lovely!
And his expression as he tilted his head in confusion! I wanted to show him to my doll-loving Okaasama! Would it be okay if I took him home…?

“Oneesan?”

The little angel looked a little troubled now.

Oh! Oh no! Did the adorable angel think I was some suspicious person!? Did I seem like some kind of dangerous deviant because I kept staring silently at him? No! You’re wrong! I just wanted to admire your beauty, little angel! I’m just a harmless Rococo!

“Ah, my apologies. It seems I was lost in thought for a moment. I have come here looking for Sawarabi Mao-san. My name is Kisshouin Reika, a 2nd year Pivoine member of the high school section.”

Angel-chan accepted my words with a smile and nod, before taking my hand and welcoming me in.

His little hand was soooooo sooooooooft! It was like marshmallows! Ukuuuu! Seriously, can I take him home!?

Upon entering the room, Mao-chan immediately noticed me and greeted me with a huge smile.

“Reika-oneesama!”

“Mao-chan.”

She rushed up to me and then glued herself to my other arm.

“Thank you for coming the other day, Reika-oneesama! I was really happy! I really like the music box. I listen to it every day.”

“Goodness, I should thank you for inviting me. I had a wonderful time. And I am very glad that you liked the music box.”

While the two of us were talking, Angel-chan let go of my hand and headed further in. Aahh! Angel-chan! Wait!

“Reika-oneesama?”

“Sorry, it was nothing.”

I had wanted to touch his fluffy hair…

“Did you come to see me today? Ah! Reika-oneesama, please sit.”

Yuuri-kun was already sitting on the sofa she brought me to, and the two of them seemed to be in the middle of having tea and cake.

“Ah, hello Reika… oneesan…”

For whatever reason, Yuuri-kun was embarrassed to call me ‘oneesan’, and would always get all shy right after. How cute. Life was great again.

“Hello there. Today I came to give you the photos I took during Mao-chan’s birthday party.”

I handed Mao-chan a photo album with “Happy Birthday!” written on the front.

“Wahh!”

“There are many photos of you two together.”

“Oh! It’s true.”

“Mao, lemme see too.”

The two of them began browsing the photos. Originally I had considered a fancier one like a photo shoot, but that plan involved asking Umewaka-kun for help, and talking about photos with him was opening a can of worms. I had exchanged email addresses with the Dog Lover in a moment of carelessness, and now I got regular photos of Bea-tan sent to me like I was subscribed to some magazine.

I tried to give him a hint and replied,

“It has been cold recently. Might Beatrice have gotten a cold?”

only for him to reply that night,

“It’s Beatrice. I sleep next to Aa-tan every night so I’m fine. I wear fluffy warm pajamas too.”

Mail from a dog… Or rather, mail from a high school boy happily pretending to be a dog… Oh my god…

Oh, incidentally Dog Lover-kun’s first name was Asuka, apparently. Asuka, hence Aa-tan. He was using that to refer to himself? Aa-tan?
Honestly, I was starting to just wish they would get married already. In ancient Japan it was traditional to sneak into your lover’s bed, but this brought a whole new meaning to that.

While I was lamenting over my friend’s future, Angel-chan came over, carefully holding onto for dear life a tray of tea and cake.
Aahh, Angel-chan! You’re so cute when you’re giving your all!

“Here, Oneesan.”

“Eh!?”

This was for me!? That’s why he let go of my hand to leave!? To prepare this for me!? Aahh! What a good kid! Angel-chan!

The cake was a Crémet d’Anjou. Of course Angel-chan brought me a cake made by the angels!

In Japan, Crémet d’Anjou is something akin to a fluffier cheesecake served with a raspberry coulis (usually as the centre).

“Thank you. It must have been difficult bringing this all the way here by yourself.”

“No, something like that was easy.”

But yours palms are still red from holding onto the tray, you know?

“Please eat,” smiled the little angel. Haaah~ Cute! Angel-chan, how would you like to become a child of the Kisshouin house?

“You brought Reika-oneesama her tea? Thanks, Yukino-kun.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Yukino-kun? So your name is Yukino-kun?” I asked.

Yukino(field of snow). A perfect name for the pure white Angel-chan!

“Yes. My name is Enjou Yukino. I’m very pleased to meet you, Reika-oneesan.”

Yukino-kun the angel smiled adorably at me. …Hm?

…Enjou?

“Ummm… Yukino-kun? Could it be that you have some relation to Enjou Shuusuke-sama?” I asked in dread.

Please say you don’t know him. At least say that you’re just distantly related. Please, anything but that.

“Enjou Shuusuke is my older brother.”

GEHHHHHHH!

Enjou’s little brother!? Why? He’s not like him at all! How could that scheming devil possibly have a little brother like this pure little angel!

I supposed their faces looked a little similar. Their hair colour was different though. Actually, wasn’t his hair colour kind of like the Enjou from Kimidol? That was honey-coloured, but his was amber. Oh. Could it be that not only the hair colour, but the kind heart that manga!Enjou had were both inherited by his little brother?

I was so hoping to avoid this cliché though…

“Ummm… Is there some problem with my brother?”

Maybe the frown showed on my face. Yukino-kun was looking at me with an anxious expression, so I quickly put on a smile.

“Oh no. I was simply surprised as I happen to be in the same year as him. I had no idea Enjou-sama had such a lovely younger brother.”

“Is that really all?”

Oh no! Please don’t make that worried expression.

“Yes. Why, your brother and I occasionally chat in the Pivoine salon. Oh! And just recently I received some souvenirs from him!”

“Souvenirs from Niisama?”

“Yes, allegedly he travelled to some famous waterfalls and forests. They were delicious.”

“I see.”

Finally, Yukino-kun was back to smiling.

“Um, may I sit next to you too?”

“Of course!”

Yukino-kun sat meekly down by my side and gave a little smile. An angel…

Of course, I knew intellectually that I should have kept my distance, given the identity of his older brother, but I just couldn’t resist this angel’s smile!

I took a bite of the white angel cake that Angel-chan had brought for me. It was fluffy, and melted in my mouth!

“Simply delicious. Thank you, Yukino-kun.”

“Yes!”

Yukino-kun smiled happily at my thanks.

Apparently he had just entered 1st grade in the primary school section this year. He really did seem unused to this, come to think of it. And he was tiny too.

Yukino-kun gallantly offered to refill my tea. So cute! I’d never even seen his older brother pour tea for anyone, you know?

“Reika-oneesama, I want to talk to you too,” said Mao-chan as she pulled on my arm, sulking just a little.

One arm with Yukino-kun, and the other with Mao-chan. Was this paradise!?

“Sorry, Mao-chan.”

“It’s fine. Say, Reika-oneesama, you’re going to go eat with Haruto-niisama, right?”

“Yes, I am. We scheduled something like that the other day.”

“Haruto-niisama knows lots of good places to eat. You can look forward to it!”

I see. I think I will.

After being soothed by the children, and having my fill of the cake, I left the Petite Pivoine.
Mao-chan, Yuuri-kun, and Yukino-kun saw me off at the door.
They were all so adorable.

*

When I got home, I received a mail from Ichinokura-san to confirm our schedule.
I was so looking forward to this! Ah, but was it okay just to be the glutton girl? Was it better to double down and continue pretending to be a small eater…?

Which was the right choice as a maiden?


“The cake was a Crémet d’Anjou. Of course Angel-chan brought me a cake made by the angels!
In Japan, Crémet d’Anjou is something akin to a fluffier cheesecake with a raspberry coulis (usually as the centre).”

First of all, making it yourself. I’ve consulted various online Japanese recipes, and this (completely English) recipe seems pretty much the same.

https://washoku.guide/recipe/1020070

Next point… I have no idea what the name means in France. Apparently the French dish is some kind of regional dessert or something? Somebody French clarify for me, please. The wikipedia article looked badly sourced too, so maybe it’s not even real.

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr%C3%A9met_d%27Anjou


The background melody works really, really well with his rap. It seems like this was one song, even. That just makes it all the more surreal, considering all the homophobic and hilariously thug lyrics juxtaposed against all the incredibly gay music and Japanese girls.

And holy shit, that ending. It actually sounds so real, like he really was just crying out in partial-defeat, and it was meant to be comedic all along. I AM THE HOOD! I AM THE STREETS! YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA!
10/10, listened to it all day at work.

Finally, I can enjoy DMX in a way beyond just ironic appreciation.


 

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124 thoughts on “Reika-sama – 113”

    1. Police1: We have confirmed the perpetrator! She is on the wanted list for the crime excessive denseness, stupidity and for the crime of extreme shotacon.
      Police2: We are starting apprehending the criminal!!!
      Police3: Begin Operation Pervert Apprehension!!!

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    1. you see… i had a suden flash, it goe like this: reika always has stupid bad luck more than dark one + he said she looked dainty (our Reika) + he said he liked girls that eated a lot = he is into fat girls. Mistery resolved, i can really see it…

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    1. I think only mao-chan will do that. Yikino looks like he fell in love at first sight. While we are at the topic; if Enjou and Masaya fell in love with Reika, it sure will be pitiful. One is losing to his brother and other his father.

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    2. There’s no doubt that Mao is hooking her brother with Reika-chan, but towards Yukino/Chibi Enjou, if hr favorability rating with him doesn’t rise, then he would not hook his brother with her (not that Ooki Enjou will stick with her)

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  1. Thanks for the chapter!! I’m like 100% sure that chibi-angel-kun will end up telling his oniisan that Reika is having a date with ichinokura xD

    Enjou will have a field day teasing Reika about it later~

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    1. So true.. Such irony fate does… Just when she found her little “heaven”, it turns out to be a little “hell”(demon) instead… How will Chibi Enjou tell his Onii-sama about Reika?

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  2. Ahahaha of course Reika-sama can’t have it that easy. Lmao the angel unfortunately comes as a set package with a scheming devil.

    Dammit that cake looks so good…

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    1. But doesn’t she actually like that type? She says she is ether into the carismatic types or those like her bro and he’s a black-bellied, two-faced, unexpectedly responsible and loyal to friends…………. like two Pivoines we know well. (I was only going to be talking about Enjou Shuusuke but realized while typing….)

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      1. I don’t think she likes black bellied or two faced type yet at least or else she wouldn’t have fallen for tomoe or Mao chan’s brother.
        Enjou shuusuke is a scary guy. Haha

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    1. It would’ve been depressing if she was mesmerized by the father and little brother when wanting to avoid that guy so much

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  3. Here come the Frenchwoman!
    Crémet d’Anjou is indeed a regional dessert from Maine-et-Loire (in the mid-west of France). The base is always the same, but it comes in many different flavors (chocolate, vanilla, berries, etc).
    The name of this delicacy means; Cream from Anjou (Anjou being the old name of Maine-et-Loire). That’s it. Crémet stems from the word crème (cream).

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  4. (You think you can take her as you like within my sight? I will tell this to my brother)
    (She will be my real sister soon, don’t butt in)
    (The white angel cake is so fluffy~ 💓)

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    1. Lol… This is my version though

      ‘Sparks fly in between Mao and Yukino’
      Mao: *glares at Yukino* (Don’t think you can snatch my ONEE-SAMA from me!!! She’s going to be my ONEE-SAMA soon!!!)
      Yukino: *glares back* ( Try all you want, my ONII-SAMA will just call her back, like a do- maid-san)
      ‘Sparks continues’
      Reika: Hmmm~~~ (oishi~~ =_=)

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  5. My guess: Ichinokura is a known fatty chaser, he tries to make Reika a pig with ringlets by constantly inviting her to eat. She will be gaining weight, oblivious of his intentions.

    Enojo, who will know about their connection via Angel-chan, will have the the tough task of subtlety explaining to Reika that she is getting fattened for slaughter, maybe even confronting Ichinokura.

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  6. Devil as the older brother, and angel as the little brother? How wonderful lolol
    Ah, Reika, I have a bad feeling with Mao’s Uncle… I do hope this is just false alarm and you can finally rest your status as chief of Single Village, though.
    Thank you for the new chapter!

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  7. Also, as black-bellied as Enjou is, I can’t be the only thinking he’s actually a pretty fantastic friend, right? IIRC he’s the one who personally tracked down Masaya during his emo phase and dragged him back home. That probably wasn’t easy.

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    1. Yup, an awesome friend to have, a very dangerous person as an enemy. If he can dump shits on some innocent bystander as Reika, what di you think he can do if he crossed he’s line?

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        1. He dumped Kaburagi’s problems to her. That’s why he earned that solar plexus. Other than that, I’m already aboard on their ship for a lobg time now.

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  8. French here and I don’t know this pastry, I know a little about Anjou (one of the recommended place to see those beautifull castles along the Loire) and Angers (the biggest city of this region), but I don’t know all of french regional desserts.

    Y’a t’il un angevin ou un spécialiste en desserts du centre-ouest qui lit cette webnovel et pourrait nous renseigner ?

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    1. I’ve lived for 15 years in Angers and it’s the first time I hear about that … Angers has a lot of high level confectioner, I suppose it started from that. It seems that it was recommended by a famous gastronomer a long time ago. Looks like one of the regional dishes you find in any vaguely touristic french city, others in this parts are Cointreau, Quernons d’ardoise (nougat tile covered with blue chocolate) and some others.
      Anjou is the historical region around Angers.
      From the Angers tourism office site, the crêmet seems to be a whipped cream/whipped eggs white mix served with fruit coulis.
      The name Crêmet itself is based on “crême” for cream.

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    2. 2nd French here, but likewise, never heard of it. Seems yumy and not that hard to make. This one of the main ingredients is cream, it got that name from it crème – crèmet. That’s all I can say.

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  9. Enjou often use reika for his own convenience which reika deliberately delivered avast, and now reika in trance for his little brother.. does that mean she is actually tsun + m + shota combo?

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  10. Well I’ve never seen this dessert but “crémet” looks an awful lot like “crême” which means “cream” in English, so that’s probably it, and Anjou is the name of a old duchy/region in France
    A lot of recipe take the name from the region it’s from, so yeah it probably originated from there but then again, I’ve never heard of that particular dessert …

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  11. Wikipedia article seems fine from the content. The name sort of translates to “creamy thing from the Anjou region” i’d say (well, loosely, translating foodstuff is hard)
    “Cremet” doesn’t actually exist outside of cooking, it is certainly related to crème (cream) so it’s the best i can do.

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    1. Yep, after some researches this is a dessert where cream is the main ingredient (whipped cream) – this is why it’s named “crémet” from the word “crème” ; and “anjou” because it’s the old name of the region (with Angers as the main town).
      Don’t know how it tastes, despite being french, i’ve had never heard of it before reading this chapter ^^”

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  12. Thanks For The Chapter.
    I don’t know What Crémet d’Anjou mean but “crème” in French mean Cream and “Ange” mean Angel . So crème d’ange means cream of angel.

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  13. Po-Police… OAO”)

    i’m so jealous for you Reika-sama…
    it’s so sad that that our harem member with shota atribute is that cunning Enjou’s lil’ bro..

    thanks for the chapter..
    i hope Divine eh Holy Sheep Rabbit-sama and crew will always be healty and God Bless you guys..

    if Author-sama is God (below the Real God of course)
    then you guys translators are their apostle..

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    1. Reika having a soft spot for children will do wonders for her rep.
      She already has the rep for being helping Externals and actually having a civic presence, which is rare for the Pivoine.

      Betcha this only improves Enjou’s opinion of her. She’s a goofy doof who actually puts in a day’s work and is good with children.

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  14. Thanks for the chapter! I am sure Reika will have a small little tiny good impression for Enjou since he have an angelic little brother that love him. Like ‘oh, there’s actually a white part of his pure black heart if his little brother love him that much.’

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    1. As much as I ship them, I’m pretty sure she’ll most likely see Yukino as an anomaly for being such a pure angel despite being so closely connected to a devil ^^ She seems to consider him devilish whenever possible, but that’s why this ship is so much fun XD

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  15. Well, hopefully Reika-sama’s assumptions are correct, because if it’s not and the little brother is like the older one, then it will be quite tiring to have two people/brothers having the same cunning?personality, ughh.

    — Thanks for the chapter~ ^^

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      1. It can happen though, with his brother being friends with Kaburagi, there’s a high chance that they know each other which might also lead to Yukino doing something similar to his brother, lol.

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  16. Ahh! That little angel was too good to be true. Complete bliss and healing until the Enjou in his name smacked into me like a truck lolol. Reika is having some pretty dangerous thought tho > 7 > )) Thanks for the chapter!

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  17. This is how I picture Reika looks like from Yukino’s perspective.

    When you greet Reika, you see this perfectly made-up girl studying you with a knowing smile. She’s sizing you up like a prize race horse. A long silence follows as she just stares at you like this for a few moments.

    She looks something like this:

    You begin to get uncomfortable under her scrutiny. She sees your discomfort and remembers herself .

    “Ah, my apologies. It seems I was lost in thought for a moment.”

    Unnerving as fuck.

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  18. Reika! It’s not good to kidnap children! 0.0 My shipping glasses say that Yukino knew of Reika because of his brother -_-|||

    Umewaka puts dog-lovers to shame LOL XDD

    Thanks for the new chapter! And that video was hilariously well put together XDD And that Crémet d’Anjou looks so good ^o^~nyumm

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  19. Nah the wiki page of thé crémet d’Anjou seems pretty accurate from what i can see. Though its not the best place to find a recipe. To make the recipe you need:
    -40 cl of fresh cream (must be thick)
    -2 eggs
    -75g of sugar
    – one packet of vanilla sugar
    Start by whipping the egg whites until stiff peaks. Then make whipped cream: add sugar to the fresh cream wilst whipping continously for desired effect. Fold the egg whites gently into the whipped cream until they’re completly incorporated. Add them into 6 strainers (or cheesecloths) and leave it at least 8 hours in the fridge. Serve with sugar/liquid cream/strawberrys/coulis.
    I believe there are pleny recipe varients so this may not be the best, I translated this off this site http://www.marmiton.org/recettes/recette_cremet-d-anjou_228387

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    1. It’s probably the hair drills you know or how Reika-sama seems to eat anything she is given so it’s like walking down the neighborhood only to find a cute dog by the gate of a huge house and then feed that dog with some leftover snacks from recess, and that they will come back again to feed her. 😂

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  20. Angel-tan is the lil bro of Enjou? Wooooah. I can definitely see him telling Enjou in a subtle manner about the eating plans of the gluttonous rococo queen or mention how he met Reika-sama and then it’s either they’ll coincidentally meet or Enjou’s gonna make fun of her 😂😂😂😂😂

    “Mail from a dog… Or rather, mail from a high school boy happily pretending to be a dog… Oh my god…”

    😂😂😂 sersly died from that… monthly subscription from Aa-tan and Bea-tan😂😂😂😂

    Though I do wonder if the dog lover power became so strong he can actually communicate with Beatrice🤣

    Thank you so much for the update!!!!

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  21. LOL!! Little Enjou= adorable angel. Big Enjou=scheming devil. But for some reason I feel that little Enjou has scheming tendencies as well (fulling acknowledging his cuteness and using it to the max).
    Many thanks!

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  22. My. Thank you for the chapter! ♡

    Uwaaaah what a cute chapter~
    I was worried about this Yukino boy after someone spoiled his existence in previous comment section (I am aboard EnjouxReika Luxury Liner since long time ago) so THIS CHAPTER IS A VERY PLEASANT SURPRISE!

    Plot converging to ensure my ship is sailing smoothly!

    At least now Reika has new incentive on why she needs to marry into Enjou family – just so she could be with Little Angel hahaha.

    Ahhh I am dying with anticipation for future chapters!!!
    Is Enjou Shuusuke an unexpected brocon too???
    Is Angel-chan a yandereous brocon??? And approving of Reika-oneesan???

    What an unexpected development~ Enjou little brother~
    What if Kaburagi has one too?
    Not surprising Angel-chan is from Enjou house, Reika did mentioned Enjou Mama is a fragile-looking beauty~

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